No, no, I swear, I had nothing to do with thi— no, I volunteered completely. With no regrets.
…I have no shame left. <3

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Filed under sherlock heterosexuality ewwww het pegging why did 'penis made of snow' come up oh right hehehe anyway sally sally donovan anderson ...??????? jesus what is his naaaaaame gift fic ficlet collab packofdogs snfw safe not for work okay nsfw crack well kinda oh god emery shut up let's tag pegging again femdom
(hehehe. i’m pretty proud of this one, not gonna lie.)

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Filed under collab fic ficlet packofdogs gift nsfw i suppose? masturbation wanking wankers wanking hehehe okay sorry ahem sherlock sherlock holmes jim jim moriarty seb seb moran well surprise seb moran i mean umm is that all how about that awkward moment when you buttdial the person you're wanking to there my work here is done
(these will be out of order; i just grabbed a bunch and threw them in a doc. anyway~)

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Filed under au collab fic ficlet i dunno is this nsfw???? i guess i guess?? ish john john watson johnlock johnsherlock nsfw packofdogs request requests sherlock sherlock holmes hemlines-up mortitz
Valerie is the reason I break into the update schedule to post the fastest fic I’ve ever written.
Sherlock solo with hints of Holmescest, written between 11:34 p.m. on 3/24 and 12:26 a.m. on 3/25, a total of 2 pages (832 words) in 52 minutes. Goddamn.
-Love, Em
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Filed under rawrmynameisval sherlock wsc em fic ficlet gift nsfw sherlock holmes mycroft mycroft holmes solo masturbation wanking these tags are really stupid
Johnstradelock that became Johnstrade that became Johnlock.
Whoops.
Also warnings for ridiculousness and the fact that it’s long as hell.
And if we get around to it, we might actually write all the stuff that comes after the end of the conversation. :O
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Filed under John/Sherlock em emerie erie greg lestrade john john watson john/lestrade johnlock johnstrade lestrade rp setting this to post one 3/10 because why the fuck not sherlock sherlock/lestrade sherstrade johnstradelock antics